So, I dick adain. I dont libe beeling so yucky, but at least I hab a bery cute boy to nurde me back to helb.
You wanna know one of my most annoying bet beebes lately? When beoble day dey hab da dwine Fwew. Mofe of da dime, dey don't. Dis Dwine Fwew id detting redidulous. De whoe down is dick, and der iz mass hysderia about detting da shot and washing hams and aboiding beobo ebrywhere I doe. Get dis-- eben treehouse has a fing on detting da shot right now doo! How dumb.
We hab a doctor in our ward, and he towed ebryone on sunday dat dis is dust da fwew! It is not as dangerous as some ubber dicknesses, and dat most beobo can aboid detting dwine fwew dwight easily. He daid it id not fun to hab, but dat most beobo will get ober it. He dowd us dat der is worb dings coming, and da dwine fwew is gonna be nofing combared do what is ahead.
Will id actully dick too. But he went do word today andyways. Because we need do eat. :S
LL id home today. Em was dick for a week, and Mimi had been dick for da pad few weeks doo, but she coughs on ebryone all da dime. It id probabwy why we all are dick now. Not berry imbressed.
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I don't speak sick but there is something for you at my blog. :)
Yeah. Hard to read. But I figgured it out. seeing as I too am Dick. lol
I hate how everyone's misdiagnosing everyone else too. My hubby did, Mom did, and I wouldn't believe it. Especially since I read up on it and don't have the signs that almost always occur for the SF. I read ya.
Now, back to forcing food down my throat. My stomach says yes, but my brain says no.
Word Verification: Neato
Self explanatory
Difficult translation, but I dot it. :)
I am totally with you. All this H1N1 stuff is ABSOLUTELY ridiculous! People are freaking out over nothing. And I believe others like to 'claim' they have H1N1 for attention. You seem to get a lot of sympathy, food, and tissues from others if you claim to have it. Stupids.
Just take your vitamins, wash your hands regularly, eat your vegetables and get sufficient sleep! Easy. No need to get worked up over something that President Obama declared a national emergency. Whhhhhatttt???
Ok, at first I thought you were calling yourself a dick! And then I finally realized what it really meant. Cute post! It made me want to blow my nose.
Hey I have been sick for a week! worst flu I have ever had, but it is just the flu swine or no swine I agree with you, but I WANT the sympathy and lots of it, since I cant take nyquil and I am very jealous of you right now:)
Okay......and the award goes to you for even typing it ALL out like that! LOL! Phew!
Hope you all get better soon!
I haven't read anything that tough since I taught grade 2 french immersion. Yeah, I'm sick too...of h1n1. Feel bedder sood.
**snorts** dont get me started on that piggy flu.
my oldest was sick, had a fever, chills, sore throat, and stuffy nose. everyone assumed "SWINE FLU"!!! i said, "i doubt it." even JF ("jerk face") said, "you should take him to the Dr cuz it is probably swine flu." I told JF, "I dont think it's swine flu. Plus if you take him in they are just gonna send you home without even testing for it, because they are not bothering to test for it any more, and not giving out tamaflu or anything. they just assume if you have the flu it's swine flu and tell you to wait it out." the doofus, didn't beleive me - on either count. Finally i said, "fine. take him. maybe they can just test for Strep...or sinusitis."
like, hello - i've only been his mother since HE WAS BORN and you've only taken interest AFTER the d-thingy! so i told him if he wanted to pay someone $30 so they could tell him what **I** already did - fine. JF took Keenan to the Dr. paid his $30 copay. they told him it wasn't swine flu, it wasnt strep and it wasn't even sinusitis. nope... just your average, run-of-the-mill virus, and no - they can't give you anything for it. **sigh** or should i say **oink**
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